Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.
Her Jokes
My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. đ
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
âYes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.â
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
Why didnât the emo attend her grandmaâs funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
Why canât Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends arenât sure whether to blindfold her.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, âOh no! My momâs gonna kill me!â
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that sheâs seeing someone. Itâs either terrible news or great news.
A boy was terrible at writing sentences, so his teacher gave him an assignment to help with that. The boy was to go home, write five sentences, and return to school the next day.
When he went home, he took a notepad and a pen and went to his dad for help. His dad was in a very important business call, so he angrily shouted at the child, "Shut up, you donkey!" The boy noted down that sentence. He next went to his mom, who assumed that he wanted to play video games, so she said, "No, my dear, tomorrow." That was his second sentence. For the third sentence, he went to his older brother, who was watching football where someone scored a goal, so he was jumping up and down yelling, "Goal! Goal!"
For the fourth sentence, he went to his sister, who was singing, "Spider-Man, Spider-Man!" For the last sentence, he went to his grandmother, who was cleaning the toilet and singing, "Under the toilet, under the toilet."
He went to school the next day, and his teacher asked him to tell her the sentences. The boy said, "Shut up, you donkey!" The teacher got angry after hearing this and asked the boy, "Do you want me to slap you?" The boy said, "No, my dear, tomorrow." This made the teacher so angry that she slapped the boy. Immediately, he started jumping up and down yelling, "Goal! Goal!" The teacher dragged him to the principal's office, as she was fed up with him. The principal asked the boy what his name was, to which he replied by singing, "Spider-Man, Spider-Man!" She asked him where he lived, so he sang, "Under the toilet, under the toilet."
I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... đ"
MC: "đ¨"
