Henderson jokes

Divorce

Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?

She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.

Homeless Man

A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."

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    Sex

    I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".

    If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".

    If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".

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