I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out He lied.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
Hey john, how are you going? Helium, yeah good what about you? (Hey Liam)
what does a doctor do to make you better?
helium
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can not helium, you have to curium. If you can not curium, you have to barium!
Why is helium so expensive. It is due to inflation
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium? A: HeHe
