Health Check jokes

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."

For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.

Doctor: "You're as healthy as a horse!"

Jimmy: "That's great!"

Doctor: "A horse with cancer."

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.

Life lesson guys:

Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.