Health Check jokes

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."

For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.

There is a thin line between death and life!

You won't live to see it.....

The Cardiogram will!!

9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.

What if your Corona test is neutral?