They said time heals all wounds, well I broke your watch.
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice. Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
