What did the headless horseman say to the woman? give me head
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job? He was trying to get ahead in life.
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What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
omg guys i finaly did it i made a head slicey boy. i haveheadless.
why don't headless people have a head in class?
because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD