Headless

Headless Jokes

Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?

He was trying to get ahead in life.

Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.

Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.

why don't headless people have a head in class?

because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD