Headless

Headless Jokes

why don't headless people have a head in class?

because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD

Lets say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world. Now, I get my head chopped of. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what its like to suck my own dick.