Headless jokes

What did the headless horseman say to the woman?

"Give me head."

Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?

He was trying to get ahead in life.

Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.

Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.

What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?

They're both Headless.

OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.

Why don't headless people have a head in class?

Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD