Why did the Headless Horseman get a job? He was trying to get ahead in life.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman? give me head
Lets say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world. Now, I get my head chopped of. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what its like to suck my own dick.
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why don't headless people have a head in class?
because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.