Haze jokes

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The happier they get, the less they see.

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

Once I tried to catch some fog.

I mist.

It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.

Is this a good song? (I wrote it)

It would be heaven We were born and raised All the damn time I never wanted anyone like this

Yeah Let’s not pretend like you’re alone tonight I love you more than a billion stars I feel a little unsteady

Every night In a summer haze Your smile your personality Past the places where you used to learn

Yeah That’s all I’ve ever been I love you more than a billion stars That’s all I’ve ever been