Haystack jokes
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
