Haystack jokes
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!