Harp jokes
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
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GENESIS 31 Jacob Flees From Laban 1Jacob heard that Laban’s sons were saying, “Jacob has taken everything our father owned and has gained all this wealth from what belonged to our father.” 2And Jacob noticed that Laban’s attitude toward him was not what it had been. 3Then the Lord said to Jacob, “Go back to the land of your fathers and to your relatives, and I will be with you.” 4So Jacob sent word to Rachel and Leah… Read more