I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
So there's Fred and Frank, now they've been 2 friends for years, but Fred see he's depressed. Badly. Either way, so F+F are texting each other and here's how is goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge to harshly)
Frank: Yo Fred: hi... Frank: u heard about de competition? Fred: yeah.... Frank: You wanna hang out? Fred: ....... Frank: what? I've got some noose (news) for you Fred: ... I( Frank: fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan tho. We don't wanna be hanging on the end. Fred: *sigh* you know....you really can't rope me into this competition.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging..
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn't fit around his neck
hi im depraashinhi im rope me can i hang with you guys
are you a rope, lets hang out by a tree and drink :)
What’s emo kids likes to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
How to be a hero. 1. Tie a noose in your front yard. 2. Find and capture a furry. 3. Hang that furry because they deserve it. It’s easy as 1-2-3!
A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street, he thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with so he called in one of the friends. The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "yep that's definitely Joe," but then to be absolutely sure he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants and said, "oh no wait that's not Joe. the policeman called in the 2nd friend, the 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "yep that's definitely Joe," but then to be absolutely sure he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants and said, "oh no wait that's not Joe. Confused the policeman asked, "how is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?" The 1st friend said, "well you see Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious? the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, hey there's Joe with those 2 assholes."
What do humans and monkeys have in common... they both hang from trees
why is it bad to high five an emo.. they will leave themselves hanging
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around
I see them hang all day
A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. they did this one time a night. The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said eww it tastes like cheese and onions. The husband replied hang on I haven't put the condom on yet.
my impression of Michael Jackson's Butler: when answering the phone: - No, sorry he's dead. hangs up phone
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree
The tree leaves them hanging
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what”
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous
Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
