Hallucinogen jokes

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.