Hallucinogen jokes

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."

Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?

If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.