Gulf jokes

What’s the most emo country in the world?

Qatar.

So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.

We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

Where do golf players practice?

Near a gulf.

What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?

The Gulf of Mexico lol!