What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
Gulf Jokes
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!