Grunge jokes

An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.

What has four legs and works at McDonald's?

The remaining members of Nirvana.

What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?

What do you mean? He doesn't have one.

Did you know Kurt had dandruff?

Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.

Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.

His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."

What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.

God, I miss Stephen Hawking.

He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?

There's brains all over the place.