90s jokes
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?
Because it's 90 degrees.
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.