Gruesomeness jokes
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.
What is worse still? It has to eat its way out.
What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.