Groundhog jokes
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
The shovel is a ground breaking invention.
*Slaps and laughs*
