Groundhog jokes
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
The shovel is a ground breaking invention.
*Slaps and laughs*