What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain. What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...
He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
