Goofball jokes

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

At baseball practice...

"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"

"No, but I got two right here."