Good Will jokes
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
I hate these double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium and you're doing a good thing, burn a body at home and you're destroying evidence.
God said, "Let there be light," and it was lit!
Girlfriend after sex: How did you get so good at eating pussy?
Boyfriend: My mom taught me.
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...
no one could tell that it was their blood.
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?
Good thing it was a "soft" drink!
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!