What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts
Gonorrhea
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea/*lap? 👏🏼👏🏼
STANDING OVATION! 🌹🌹🥀
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea? Cause once you have it everyone is gone.
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being load and shouting about all the woman they have in port that had given them gonorrhea.... Bloody Seamen.
My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.
