Godspeed jokes

Titanic

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People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."

God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"

Day

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After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"

God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."

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  • God

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    If it's true what they say and I quote, "God never gives you more than you can handle," then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.

    Community talk

    To Whom It May Concern,

    I made a new account, decided to cut ties with all the crap that happened in the last three years, and hang around here a bit longer now that there are genuinely good people being consistently active on here. I'll be checking around to see if anyone's on whenever I have free time, feel free to message me on discord if you need anything (same as my username on here), and maybe I'll set up a new MN for the site to use. Idk.

    Godspeed, everyone!

    Hey Dreamblue, sorry I wasn’t on when you announced you were leaving, I’m sad to see you go. But I get why you’re leaving. Hope everything goes well for ya man, Godspeed.