Gerald Ford jokes

What did President Ford say when he met Betty?

"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?

Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?

JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.

Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.