Gerald Ford jokes
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.