George Orwell jokes

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."

So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.