Gentlewoman jokes

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.

Gwen, why are you so nice?