Generosity jokes

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.

I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

I now have $999,999.75.