Gassy jokes

What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?

I’m Zaptos intolerant!

What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.

Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.

Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)

Uranus is a gassy planet.

I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!