Gassy jokes

I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?

I’m Zaptos intolerant!

What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.

Uranus is a gassy planet.

What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.

Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.

Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)