Gassy jokes
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, "Hey, don't finish yourself until I get back." After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. "Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!" Gary turns to him and says, "I didn't, I farted."