Gassy jokes
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.