Gassy jokes
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas.
"I don't understand it, Doc," she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas." "Thankfully," she added, "they are at least silent when I fart."
Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him.
The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled.
The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.