Garbageman jokes
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
