Garbageman jokes

Bleach

366 views · Anonymous · 5 years ago

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Hand Grenade

168 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

Job

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a grid of six images. Each is labelled with a job description: Good Job, Bad Job, Fun Job, Boring Job, and Outside Job. A doctor is shown for “Good Job”, a garbage man for “Bad Job”, a clown for “Fun Job”, a woman sitting at a desk for “Boring Job”, a gardener for “Outside Job”, and finally a photo of the 9/11 attack is shown for the last row with the label missing.

Garbageman memes

Double Standard

1921 views · g and g jokes · 7 years ago

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

Baby

144 views · Joyboy · 7 years ago

What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?

One baby in three trashcans.

Trash

63 views · I Hate Myself :) · 6 years ago

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."