Garbageman jokes

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?

One baby in three trashcans.

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

Dirty bastards.