Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Just cut the rope.
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
