Gallows Humor jokes
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
So, there's Fred and Frank. Now, they've been friends for years, but Fred, see, he's depressed. Badly.
Either way, so F+F are texting each other, and here's how it goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge too harshly)
Frank: Yo
Fred: Hi...
Frank: U heard about de competition?
Fred: Yeah...
Frank: You wanna hang out?
Fred: .......
Frank: What? I've got some noose (news) for you.
Fred: ...I(
Frank: Fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan, though. We don't wanna be hanging on the end.
Fred: *sigh* You know....you really can't rope me into this competition.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.
Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Just cut the rope.
I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.