When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
Funny Bone Jokes
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
I love jokes!
