When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
What makes a skeleton laugh? When you tickle his FUNNY BONE with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk walk home from school today and
I love jokes
