Fungus jokes
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
A mushroom walked into a pub.
He asked the bartender to give him a beer.
The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy."
The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.