i used to hate foot fungus, but now its growing on me
I always keep anti fungal spray with me....coz I don't want to share my gf with anyone
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me but everybody tolerates me.
Yo hairline be lookin like elmos toe fungus
number 15 burger king foot lettuce the last thing you want in your Berger king Berger is someones foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
Why did the mushroom get a new house Because there wasn’t mushroom
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties? He was a fungi
so a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says "you cant be here"
and the mushroom says "why i'm a Fungi"
A mushroom walked into a pub. He asked the bartender to give him a beer. The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy." The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer
