Funfair jokes

People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.

Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?

Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.