Fucktard jokes

Icup

  • Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,

    Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.

    Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?

    Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!

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  • Mood

  • I only have 4 moods:

    • fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

    I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

    • fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

    and don't forget the inevitable

    • fuck it

    and for those who have just given up

    • fuck

    This is beautiful.

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  • Monopoly

  • I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.

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  • JD Vance

  • You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

    Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.

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  • Mom

  • My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!

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  • Community talk

  • Matt. Permanently banned @opal because she is the annyoing fucktard for impersonating me because she thinks I'm GG Miller but I'm not him. And if she makes an alt account, don't banned her, just kick her off on the site so she will never be existed on here ever again.

  • You fucktards have been arguing about who should be mod all day. And the answer is obvious. Wade and Y are the only people fit to be mods on this corrupted hellhole.