Frog Cult jokes

I am starting a frog cult now!

Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!

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What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.

What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?

A frog in a blender.

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

Go Kermit, toaster bath.