Frog Cult jokes

I am starting a frog cult now!

Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!

ASH

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

Go Kermit, toaster bath.

What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.

What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?

A frog in a blender.

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.