Frog Cult jokes

I am starting a frog cult now!

Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!

ASH

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

Go Kermit, toaster bath.

What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?

A frog in a blender.

What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.