French Revolution jokes

I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

Why do the French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.