Free Will jokes

What's a convict's favorite song?

"I want to break free."

Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.

What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?

Buy one, get one free.

Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?

What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?

When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.

I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.

My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"

He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.

The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.

He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.

I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!

Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.

I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!

What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?

They get set free.

So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.

Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!

What do Karens do when they have free time?

They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.

Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."

Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.

What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?

Suck his big cock.

What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?

Dairy free.