Free Will jokes
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym πͺ πͺ ποΈββοΈ or at the rest area βΏοΈ πΉ π½.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Memes
Me when school ends on a Friday
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
What is a pedophileβs favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Sex sex sex free sex tonight, I mean 666-3629.
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!