Free Will Jokes

I used to believe everything in the Bible until I tell I read about the Jew giving out the free fish

I was at a bar the girl said sex, sex free sex tonight when she really said 663629

What is the best thing about being back Free bullets

What do you call a baby on the battlefield?

Free shield

Her:"Land of the free" Me:*fat Her: What do you mean? Me: Its not fat free

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Why do orphans play gta ?

To be wanted.

Why do orphanages give out free phones?

So you can press the home button

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On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

One day I was very happy, I managed to win lottery and receive free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia! Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived towards me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why is he doing this only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.

Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruin my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!

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i lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free

What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery.

Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie

A prisoner dug out of prison, he appeared in a playground, he said, "I'm free, I'm free." A kid said, "so what I'm four."

your mum is so poor she cant afford free samples

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