Free Will jokes
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Memes
Me when school ends on a Friday
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym πͺ πͺ ποΈββοΈ or at the rest area βΏοΈ πΉ π½.
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
What is a pedophileβs favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Sex sex sex free sex tonight, I mean 666-3629.
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?