Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
Free Will Jokes
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
