Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of windows 10
What does a pregnant slave and pay less sale have in common Buy one get one free
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when could I go to school and do it for free?
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
