You’re so poor, even the store didn’t let you buy anything free.
Why do they call America when literally nothing is free?
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when could I go to school and do it for free?
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whats a convict's favorite song
I want to break free
imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
planes shouldn't have free wifi. why? because the last time they had free wifi, well here's what happened... on september eleventh 2001, (children scream)
Madeline McCann must of been homeless or something she was sure eggar for the free candy
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity So I got another one free of charge
Good lord, any tips on how to kidnap children. I say free candy and they run
Why do emo people go to the store with no money? Because they Just scan their bar code and get every thing free.
September the 11th plane driving classes for free.
What is a peados favourite time off year Halloween because they get free delivery
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of windows 10
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions...
What does a pregnant slave and pay less sale have in common Buy one get one free
Why do Jews have big noses? - Because air is free...
Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go.
