Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common? They both enjoy digging up the past
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine
what does a skeleton call their great grand parents a fossil
what do you call animal under ground, a fossil.
Why can't a dinosaur clap? Because it's dead
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth? -- The dentist!
