Food Colouring jokes

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.

Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.

My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”

I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”

I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”

I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.

What's both red, white and sometimes purple?

My arms...

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...