Food Colouring jokes

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.

Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.

My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”

I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”

I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”

What's both red, white and sometimes purple?

My arms...

What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...

Curry.

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.