Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
Why are orphans so fond of shadows
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan and the other is an ore fan.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
