Adoration jokes
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
Hanako-kun is adorable tbh
Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable!
Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass!
The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.
The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
"I will Always Love You!"
Like if you love God and Jesus.
Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸
I love big hot sexy men.
its a bunny syke im joking its a kitten so adorable
someone play with this kitten he looks so adorable
they are sleeping together an that is sooo cute and adorable
they are sleeping together thats adorable i love kittens soooooooooooo much
Community talk
I LOVE MY SISTER SHES SO COOL AND AWESOME AND Amazing and PRETTY AND GORGEOUS I LOVE HER SHES THE BESTEST EVER I ADORE HER SINGING SO MUCH I LUV HER SHES THE BEST BIG SISTER EVER (even tho im older then her but .... Ehh its hard to explain) YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYATAYAYAYAYAYAYA
Geo, you haunt me. My nightmares. and my dreams, the nights you begged for me to stay with you. Even if you were hours away, I needed you. We were meant to meet yesterday. I showed up anyway like the fool I am just to think of the possibilities. We were friends, maybe even more. I cried that last time begging you to stay, maybe this will be the last time I cry about you. I found someone new, someone who treats me 100… Read more
Oh, how I adore the wonderfully accurate, but inaccurate at the same time, new, shorter, AI generated titles.