Flying Carpet jokes

What do you call a magic car?

A flying carpet.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

what is the fastest country? iran.

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.