Fly-by jokes

Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"

Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.

Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day.

Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.

According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.

Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.