Fly-by jokes

Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day.

Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.

Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.