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Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A screenshot of a tweet from user Plain As Day Quavo. The tweet text reads 'Saw people were sharing their favorite lyrics so here's some of mine'. Below are four square panels. The top left panel shows a person covering their face, with the text 'through them hospital doors' and 'FLUSHING SCOTCH "COUGH SYRUP" COYOTE'. The top right panel shows Eminem with a boombox, with the text 'Meanwhile my attention's pulled in another direction. Some receptionist' and 'EMINEM "LIKE TOY SOLDIERS"'. The bottom left panel shows Robert Palmer, with the text 'Doctor, doctor, gimme the news' and 'ROBERT PALMER "BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU (DOCTOR, DOCTOR)"'. The bottom right panel shows Bob Geldof, with the text 'Something's wrong. She was lying on the bed. Crying when I walked in' and 'BOB GELDOF "I CRY TOO"'. Each lyric quote is enclosed in double quotes.
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    stillwaiting.. · 3 years ago
    • The image shows a close-up of Gru's face from the movie Despicable Me. He has wide, worried eyes and a slight, nervous smile. Above him is the text: "When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising".
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    Why should you care · 1 year ago

    • OH NO

    The image shows a close-up of Gru's face with a worried expression and slightly squinted eyes. The text above the face reads: "When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising."
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