Florida jokes

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

The Florida Keys.

There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run.

Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?

So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.

"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."

Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!