Flock jokes
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.