Floaties jokes
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?