Floaties jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.

Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D

What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?

A baby with flat armbands!

How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?

Your dog's gone.

Your finances are done.

And your floaties.

Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!

What do you call a rapper who can't swim?

A FLOATER!

We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.

Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"

My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...

What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.