Floaties jokes

What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?

A baby with flat armbands!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.

Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D

How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?

Your dog's gone.

Your finances are done.

And your floaties.

What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.

Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?

My friend: Chunky dunks.

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.

I have a fish that can breakdance!

Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.