What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool
-a baby with flat armbands-
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty and now they have a daughter
Secret Jill didn’t go in the shit yet jack went in first and died :D
How do you know if an asain has been in your house?
Your dog's gone Your finances are done And your floaties