What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool
-a baby with flat armbands-
How do you know if an asain has been in your house?
Your dog's gone Your finances are done And your floaties
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty and now they have a daughter
Secret Jill didn’t go in the shit yet jack went in first and died :D