Floaties Jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty and now they have a daughter

Secret Jill didn’t go in the shit yet jack went in first and died :D

How do you know if an asain has been in your house?

Your dog's gone Your finances are done And your floaties

Whats yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties

What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool

-a baby with flat armbands-