Floaties jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
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How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!